New Zealand dolphins at play.
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How Many Horses.
@ 2008-06-07 – 23:37:17
Count the horses THREE times to be absolutely sure that you are right.
How many?
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Like to Dance ?
@ 2008-06-06 – 19:50:35
The latest new dance craze is called, ' The Politician '.
It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a sidestep.
Very easy to learn and never forgotten.
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Beware!
@ 2008-06-05 – 11:29:34
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
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You're greater than you think.
@ 2008-06-04 – 21:56:42
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. -
True Love
@ 2008-06-04 – 11:43:50
True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
How about that?
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Hot off the Press
@ 2008-06-02 – 23:02:33
Today's USA News Headlines:
Musical pioneer Bo Diddley dead at 79
Kennedy brain surgery 'successful'
Polygamist parents OK'd to pick up kids
Sources: Senate superdelegates to back Obama
Six children dead after French bus crashTypical of today's media - mainly political or sensational.
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Dear Grandma
@ 2008-06-02 – 12:49:44
The computer's swallowed Grandma
Yes, honestly it's true
She pressed 'Control and 'Enter'
And disappeared from view.It's devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.In desperation I asked 'Jeeves'
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'online'.So, if inside your 'Inbox'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'scan', 'copy' and 'paste' her
In an Email back to me.
About me
