The computer's swallowed Grandma
Yes, honestly it's true
She pressed 'Control and 'Enter'
And disappeared from view.

It's devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked 'Jeeves'
My searches to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'Inbox'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'scan', 'copy' and 'paste' her
In an Email back to me.